Simon Says is a popular children’s game where whatever the player who plays the role of Simon says, must be followed. 

For example, Simon Says:

Hug the neighbour next to you.
Stick your finger into your nose.
Hop three times on one leg.
Put both hands on your head.
Stick out your tongue. 
Cover your mouth and nose with your hands. 
Flap your arms like a chicken.
Sing as loud as you can
Baa like a sheep.
Act like a robot

Incredibly, the arbitrary restrictions that the government with the Chief Public Health Officer playing the role of “Simon” has imposed on Albertans very much comes across as a game of Simon Says to see how far the public will go along in complying with public health orders, which have no sound basis in science. 

Simon Says:

  • Don’t hug the neighbour next to you.
  • Stick a swab up into your nose almost touching your brain. 
  • Stand 6 feet apart from the person next to you.
  • Don’t gather together with anyone outside of your immediate family. 
  • Don’t visit your dying mother in the long-term care home. 
  • Restaurants – outdoor patio dining permitted for up to 4 household members per table.
  • No more than 6-people at a table in a restaurant. 
  • If you are a student going to a public school, wear a mask even if the risk to you from Covid-19 is minuscule.
  • Don’t go out after 8 P.M.
  • Don’t go out after 8:30 P.M.
  • Stay home, don’t go out.
  • Limit outdoor social gatherings to 10 people.
  • Limit outdoor social gatherings to 20 people.
  • Wedding ceremonies – up to 10 people only.
  • Wedding ceremonies – up to 20 people.
  • No more than 15 people gathering in a church, but no such restrictions for box-stores like Costco or Walmart. 
  • Don’t sing in church.
  • If you are not sick, but tested positive with the PCR test, notorious for false positives, then you have to isolate or quarantine for a minimum of 10 days.
  • If you are not sick but test positive with the PCR test, anyone in close contact with you, established through contact tracing, even though they are not sick, need to quarantine for 14 days
  • Don’t wear a mask.
  • Wear a mask. 
  • Even better, wear two layers of a mask. 
  • Even better still, wear three layers of a mask. 
  • When hitting the beach remember to apply sunscreen and wear masks (actually advised by Public Safety Canada).
  • Wear a mask when you enter a restaurant, but take it off when you sit down at your table.
  • If you stand up, put the mask back on.
  • Your mask doesn’t work without the other person wearing one.
  • Get the jab with the experimental ‘vaccine’, so I will then graciously give you the freedom to enjoy the best summer ever.
  • If you take the jab, I might give you a million dollars as a reward.
  • Most important, do as I say, but not as I do. 

All a nonsensical game of Simon Says.